Declassified Merch Collection
Vintage rock tour-style tees for every major UFO sighting. Real dates. Real locations. Really good shirts.
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Each design tells the story of a real UFO encounter — the dates, the locations, the witnesses. Tour merch for events that were never supposed to happen.
The Brand
Picture someone at a bar in a faded black tee that says "Roswell '47 World Tour" on the front. A stranger leans over, reads the back, laughs at the tour dates. A conversation starts.
Interstellar Tour is merch for events that were never supposed to happen. Not just apparel — a shared joke between strangers who know the truth was never really out there. It was on the back of the shirt.