Declassified Merch Collection

The Truth
Looks Good
On You

Vintage rock tour-style tees for every major UFO sighting. Real dates. Real locations. Really good shirts.

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Roswell 1947• Phoenix Lights 1997• Rendlesham Forest 1980• Tic Tac 2004• Project Blue Book• Area 51• The Nimitz Encounter• RAF Woodbridge• Roswell 1947• Phoenix Lights 1997• Rendlesham Forest 1980• Tic Tac 2004• Project Blue Book• Area 51• The Nimitz Encounter• RAF Woodbridge•

The Collection

Four Incidents. Four Shirts.

Each design tells the story of a real UFO encounter — the dates, the locations, the witnesses. Tour merch for events that were never supposed to happen.

The Brand

Picture someone at a bar in a faded black tee that says "Roswell '47 World Tour" on the front. A stranger leans over, reads the back, laughs at the tour dates. A conversation starts.

Interstellar Tour is merch for events that were never supposed to happen. Not just apparel — a shared joke between strangers who know the truth was never really out there. It was on the back of the shirt.